Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it staggers belief. This dump is a sanctuary for predators like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s venue.
This so-called "hipster" bar masquerades as something trendy, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: a history of threatening behavior, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems complicit in condoning his actions while handing out cocktails and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has created an environment so toxic, it makes one ponder their sanity for even approaching this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently unclean, with rubbish and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not uncommon to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring clogged commodes and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a dive; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in destroying others, whether through their abusive conduct or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.
Stay Away: Do Not Set a great read Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a stain on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you want to stay sane, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
You’ve been warned!